Murder of U.S. Ambassador in Benghazi Libya on 9/11

Inauguration Day
For The Manchurian Candidate

On The Planet of The Apes

January 20^th 2017

[A Day To Live On In Infamy In the Annals Of American History!]

Bringing The Nation Together

Another first for an incoming U.S. President:

In a New Year's Tweet, Donald Trump, President of Twit, wished all his enemies in the United States a 'Happy New Year' (!)

[I am presuming he was referring to all branches of anywhere which do not agree with his crystal ball intelligence analysis of the world and what is happening around the planet.]

As Hillary Clinton quite rightly pointed out, totally unfit psychologically and temperamentally to be President of anything - except Tweets.

Shanghaied

Everyone has been 'press ganged' to turn out on inauguration day.

No Way Jose!

George Bush Senior, former Head of the CIA and a former President of the United States, has made it known that it will be over his dead body that he will attend in person this sham of a process to crown the Kremlin's first Manchurian Candidate into the Office of President of The United States.

The word 'on the street' – the donkey mainstream media – as in all totalitarian regimes - is that George Bush Senior is 'too ill' to attend.

(I recall 'the good ol' days' of the Soviet Empire era when similar pronouncements were made by 'Pravda' and 'Tass' as to why certain important figures were 'absent' from the May Day Celebration Parade in Moscow – coups having 'removed' or deposed them from the Communist hierarchy.)

The Cold War will effectively be at an end when the Kremlin takes over The White House on January 20^th, 2017.

After The Ball

All that will remain will be to dismantle NATO (its served its purpose – creating chaos in North Africa and The Middle East) and it has no further role to play in Europe then get Britain and other Allies to 'walk the plank' into the 'loving embrace' of the Russian Bear.

Voodoo Military Planning In A Nuclear Age

(or My Dog Told Me To Do It!)

As for the rest of the world, well I am already picking up 'noise' - twits or tweets - (whichever you prefer) about preemptive nuclear strikes against North Korea and Iran. His crystal ball (and dog) have both told him everything will be 'OK' and we should not wet our pants off too much should Melania's puppy give him the 'intelligence' 'OK' to 'burn' North Korea (!)

Looking Out For ET

As for myself, well I'm hoping that these stories I've heard about Alien Abductions are true. I've got all my luggage packed - boxes of Cuban Habanos, crates of Bajan Rum, Heineken, and one clean pair of underwear together with a poster which says:

''Lift wanted to safer planet to live on for at least the next 5 years – maybe longer (!) ''

©Patrick Emek, January 2017

*I say five years instead of 4 because President Obama has effected more relevant legislation with regard to Russia during the course of his 'lame duck' 'fifth' year than he ever did as President during the previous 4 (!)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infamy_Speech

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Manchurian_Candidate

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=no%20way%20jose

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pravda

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_News_Agency_TASS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Press_gang