Serbia Deploys Peace-Keeping Forces To The United States
For the second time in two decades, Serbia has reluctantly agreed to deploy it's forces under a United Nations mandate to keep the peace in the U.S. State of Florida as that troubled State yet again struggles to establish democracy.
The previous time this deployment happened was after the Florida Elections in the year 2000 and under a United Nations mandate (read below.)
The current President of Serbia, Aleksandar Vučić, said today in a statement at the United Nations Security Council Emergency Session held immediately after the ''fake'' results of many U.S. States were declared on Fox Television and by U.S. President Trump on Twitter:
''America is part of Serbia's vital strategic and economic interests. We cannot allow the Trump administration to be a failed democracy and we will do everything in our power, under the given U.N. mandate, to prevent this dangerous slide into tribalism, racism, bigotry and anarchy.''
''Serbia has a duty to Europe, the World and above all to the people of the United States, to be an honest broker and non-partisan guide towards a lasting, stable, peaceful United States, free from bigotry, racism and corruption.''
President Vučić went on to say:
''Accordingly, and under U.N. mandate, Serbia has already deployed to Washington to prevent civil unrest by the ''Alt'' Right and ''Alt'' Left and to provide what logistical support the U.S. armed forces require since we are aware that all U.S. land, sea and air forces have been recently ordered by President Trump to the U.S. border with Mexico on a ''shoot to kill'' mission. ''Our intelligence reports from a from a group of partisans within the White House Staff who go under the ''nom de plume'' of ''The Resistance'' confirm that The U.S. President is ''unwell'' and ''incapacitated'', incapable of rational control of the vast nuclear arsenal this divided and troubled country possesses.''
''Our Serbian representatives on the Korean peninsula have assured North and South Korean leaders that all the nuclear launch codes have been removed from a volatile and mentally unstable U.S. President and are currently under Serbian Armed Forces temporary administration until the United States Congress decides whom we should give them to.''
''Our forces deployed in Washington are solely to protect the Institution of the Presidency of the United States and the White House itself.'' ''Our task is not to remove the elected President Trump from Office but to provide all Americans with the support they need at this troubled time in their history.''
''As we speak our forces have deployed to the State of Florida to prevent the destruction of ballot papers, ballot boxes and to enable a peaceful recount to take place and our Serbian Armed forces will be deployed at all polling booths to provide a security umbrella to all Floridians and also to provide oversight to facilitate the honest and fair recounting of ballots cast for all candidates regardless of their race, religion or ethnicity.''
(end of statement from the President of Serbia, Aleksandar Vučić.)
BELGRADE–Serbian President Vojislav Kostunica deployed more than 30,000 peacekeeping troops to the U.S. Monday, pledging full support to the troubled North American nation as it struggles to establish democracy.
Serbian peacekeeping troops patrol Washington, D.C.
''We must do all we can to support free elections in America and allow democracy to gain a foothold there,'' Kostunica said. ''The U.S. is a major player in the Western Hemisphere and its continues stability is vital to Serbian interests in that region.''
Kostunica urged Al Gore, the U.S. opposition-party leader who is refusing to recognize the nation's Nov. 7 election results, to "let the democratic process take its course."
"Mr. Gore needs to acknowledge the will of the people and concede that he has lost this election," Kostunica said. "Until America's political figures learn to respect the institutions that have been put in place, the nation will never be a true democracy."
Serbian forces have been stationed throughout the U.S., with an emphasis on certain trouble zones. Among them are Oregon, Florida, and eastern Tennessee, where Gore set up headquarters in Bush territory. An additional 10,000 troops are expected to arrive in the capital city of Washington, D.C. by Friday.
Though Kostunica has pledged to work with U.S. leaders, he did not rule out the possibility of economic sanctions if the crisis is not resolved soon.
"For democracy to take root and flourish, it must be planted in the rich soil of liberty. And the cornerstone of liberty is elections free of tampering or corruption," Kostunica said. "Should America prove itself incapable of learning this lesson on its own, the international community may be forced to take stronger measures."
Serbian peacekeeping troops patrol Washington, D.C.
