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Serbia Deploys Peace-Keeping Forces To The United States
For the second time in two decades, Serbia has reluctantly agreed to deploy it's forces under a United Nations mandate to keep the peace in the U.S. State of Florida as that troubled State yet again struggles to establish democracy.
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Serbia Deploys Peace-Keeping Forces To The United States
For the second time in two decades, Serbia has reluctantly agreed to deploy it's forces under a United Nations mandate to keep the peace in the U.S. State of Florida as that troubled State yet again struggles to establish democracy.
The previous time this deployment happened was after the Florida Elections in the year 2000 and under a United Nations mandate (read below.)
The current President of Serbia, Aleksandar Vučić, said today in a statement at the United Nations Security Council Emergency Session held immediately after the ''fake'' results of many U.S. States were declared on Fox Television and by U.S. President Trump on Twitter:
''America is part of Serbia's vital strategic and economic interests. We cannot allow the Trump administration to be a failed democracy and we will do everything in our power, under the given U.N. mandate, to prevent this dangerous slide into tribalism, racism, bigotry and anarchy.''
''Serbia has a duty to Europe, the World and above all to the people of the United States, to be an honest broker and non-partisan guide towards a lasting, stable, peaceful United States, free from bigotry, racism and corruption.''
President Vučić went on to say:
''Accordingly, and under U.N. mandate, Serbia has already deployed to Washington to prevent civil unrest by the ''Alt'' Right and ''Alt'' Left and to provide what logistical support the U.S. armed forces require since we are aware that all U.S. land, sea and air forces have been recently ordered by President Trump to the U.S. border with Mexico on a ''shoot to kill'' mission. ''Our intelligence reports from a from a group of partisans within the White House Staff who go under the ''nom de plume'' of ''The Resistance'' confirm that The U.S. President is ''unwell'' and ''incapacitated'', incapable of rational control of the vast nuclear arsenal this divided and troubled country possesses.''
''Our Serbian representatives on the Korean peninsula have assured North and South Korean leaders that all the nuclear launch codes have been removed from a volatile and mentally unstable U.S. President and are currently under Serbian Armed Forces temporary administration until the United States Congress decides whom we should give them to.''
''Our forces deployed in Washington are solely to protect the Institution of the Presidency of the United States and the White House itself.'' ''Out task is not to remove the elected President Trump from Office but to provide all Americans with the support they need at this troubled time in their history.''
''As we speak our forces have deployed to the State of Florida to prevent the destruction of ballot papers, ballot boxes and to enable a peaceful recount to take place and our Serbian Armed forces will be deployed at all polling booths to provide a security umbrella to all Floridians and also to provide oversight to facilitate the honest and fair recounting of ballots cast for all candidates regardless of their race, religion or ethnicity.''
(end of statement from the President of Serbia, Aleksandar Vučić.)
11/07/2018 10.00am EST
©Patrick Emek, November 7, 2018
11/07/2018 10.00am EST
©Patrick Emek, November 7, 2018